We're not sure what "tow
head" means, but we think that he surely is one. And
does that make him a "tow crotch"? One thing's
for certain, the carpet definitely matches the drapes.
Calvin
wakes up and feels the need to rub one out. After blowing
one big load he heads to the shower and then to the living
room where he jacks off one more time. Calvin's blonde
hair everywhere is the thing Fratmen legends are made
of.
